Things I do in China to stay sane...

1. blog
2. make lists
3. blog about lists
4. watch entire seasons of tv shows at work
5. read every newspaper I can
6. buy liquid yogurt every day
7. call Chinese girls fat/African/Japanese and revel in their amusing responses
8. have discussions about what is living in a Chinese person's weird and/or large hair
9. decide which animal/creature/celebrity a Chinese person most closely resembles
10. incorporate the word "China" or the word "hen" (chinese word for "very") into every English word as in "hen-spensive" or "China-sperience" or "China-dventure" or "China-cabulary" or "hen-tastic"
11. go to the salon for unnecessary beauty treatments, because well, I can afford it
12. rename students
13. go to the bar every day, often just to say hi