Things Chinese people like...

1. noise
2. rice
3. gaudy accessories
4. smoking
5. corn
6. tea
7. saying maybe, perhaps, possibly, etc
8. eating things other cultures consider too small to bother with eg. baby mouse, quail, crayfish, chicken palm
   
9. explosions
10. bad pop music
11. cabbage
12. oil
13. eating
14. fur covered scrunchies
15. Dr. Norman Bethune
16. running around like C3PO
17. pictures of themselves
18. status symbols... like McDonald's and Starbucks
19. perms and hair dye
20. perms and hair dye for their dogs
21. milk
22. other white things, especially if they can be consumed to make one's skin whiter
23. knife and fork
24. red and yellow
25. stockings
26. bright lights
27. Chivas and green tea